September 29, 2011 – 6:00 am
… then all you need to do is watch this video!
It’s been an odd few days. The abscess wasn’t – it was just a gum infection. I also slept for 48 hours and my usually keen and incisive brain, full of wit, repartee and brilliant ideas ……. oh never mind.
Luckily I had the Open to watch on the telly, when I wasn’t dozing, and Lo, [...]
August 11, 2009 – 6:00 am
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess says that I’m under the weather ……
……. I say, I have a rare combination of swineflu, malaria, typhoid and in-growing toenails ……..
Please send presents and cards [and nail clippers] ……. thank you …… *whimper* ………. *slight tickly cough* ………. *sniff* ……
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December 2, 2008 – 6:00 am
I have been commissioned by a well known incontinent pad manufacturer to do some serious research.
How many times do you have to get up every night to spend a penny?
I am pleased to say that I don’t bother at all …… indeed, even if I did have to bother, I doubt whether I’d make the [...]