Tag Archives: sleeping

TROUBLE SLEEPING?

… then all you need to do is watch this video!

IT’S AN ILL WIND

It’s been an odd few days. The abscess wasn’t – it was just a gum infection. I also slept for 48 hours and my usually keen and incisive brain, full of wit, repartee and brilliant ideas ……. oh never mind. Luckily I had the Open to watch on the telly, when I wasn’t dozing, and […]

NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess says that I’m under the weather …… ……. I say, I have a rare combination of swineflu, malaria, typhoid and in-growing toenails …….. Please send presents and cards [and nail clippers] ……. thank you …… *whimper* ………. *slight tickly cough* ………. *sniff* …… .

SOME SERIOUS RESEARCH

I have been commissioned by a well known incontinent pad manufacturer to do some serious research. How many times do you have to get up every night to spend a penny? I am pleased to say that I don’t bother at all …… indeed, even if I did have to bother, I doubt whether I’d […]