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AN ODE TO THE LLAMA IN MY LIFE

Gertrude has been complaining that he has been ignored recently, so to shut him up I have composed an ode with him in mind. *ahem* You want your life filled with drama? Get yourself a hairy llama, But if this goes against your karma, Opt for stripy, comfy, jamas. Since ol’ Gertrude came to me, […]