I’ve just ordered one of these …
… and it might be associated with this …
I wonder what I’m up to …. tee hee.
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(Oh help! Lo,TG Ed)
Honestly some people are so unobservant and thoughtless.
I was trying to get to the parsnips in the supermarket the other day and there was some old woman in my way. She seemed to be having trouble differentiating between the parsnips and the carrots and was picking them up and smelling them ….. disgusting. She had [...]
In the supermarket the other day I was quietly weighing the frozen peas to make sure I got the fullest pack they had when I was suddenly aware that a woman whose bosom looked like the love child of the Atlas mountains and the continental shelf was walking down the aisle towards me seeming determined [...]
The Cliff Top Residence
SE England
England
Dear 10 items or less Cashier,
I would like to congratulate you on noticing that I had, in fact, eleven items in my basket. As I explained to you, and eventually the manager, when I arrived at your splendid sales point I did have ten items but decided to grab some [...]
How very pleasant to come across some cool cats that retain an old fashioned modesty.
There’s a valuable lesson for me here, to help me remember to put my trousers on when I go shopping. Mind you, on my forgetful days, the supermarket always seems to be very empty.
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The Cliff Top Residence
SE England
England
Dear Young Mum
How refreshing to meet someone who is so relaxed with their child in the supermarket. Your policy of chatting to your sister on your pink mobile telephone whilst young Brooklyn amuses himself in the aisles shows a degree of poise that I can only admire. [By the way, I [...]
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