Lo, the terrible Goddess’s pampering appointment last Saturday coincided with lunchtime and I had to fend for myself.
The TG insists that I only eat healthy and wholesome meals.
As you can see I followed her instructions to the letter by having Cumberland sardines with a thin slice of grilled beetroot between two lightly buttered pieces of [...]
Avid readers might have noticed that I have rarely mentioned my mother-in-law.
There is a simple reason for this. She would need a post as long as War and Peace [and would probably have a similar title].
Anyway she did teach me a couple of things that have been very useful in helping me get through life [...]
innuendo |_inyo__end_|
noun ( pl. -does or -dos)
an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one : she’s always making sly innuendoes | a constant torrent of innuendo, gossip, lies, and half-truths.
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.(as an adverb in the sense [that is to say, to wit,] used in legal documents to introduce [...]
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When preparing tasty offerings, or cups of tea, for Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and her main acolyte (me), it is vital that there isn’t a mix-up, as the TG’s standards require a degree of precision that the acolyte’s don’t. (My standards are extremely low – except when it comes to goddesses, obviously.)
When preparing [...]
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