On Wednesday, at around midday, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I impulsively and without premeditation rejected a spontaneous act of spontaneity. It was a spur of the moment decision. This unpremeditated action resulted in being able to enjoy a delicious peanut butter and lettuce sandwich with added mayonnaise and seasoning to taste. I […]
Lo, the terrible Goddess’s pampering appointment last Saturday coincided with lunchtime and I had to fend for myself. The TG insists that I only eat healthy and wholesome meals. As you can see I followed her instructions to the letter by having Cumberland sardines with a thin slice of grilled beetroot between two lightly buttered […]
I’m worried that I’m no longer trendy. I happened to see some young thing on the television announcing how ‘old’ it was serving up a bacon sandwich cut into quarters. I always cut my sarnies into quarters ….. or, if feeling particularly jolly, into triangles……….. ……… and then of course, there is the problem of […]
