The Queen likes to get value
From all of her knicks and her knacks
So she uses her crown
Turned upside down
To feed the corgis their snacks.
(Off with his head. The [Red] Queen/Lo,TG Ed)
Matches Have Talent
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(I’d like to see him doing that the other way up. Giggle. Lo,TG Ed)
I’d better let you know about the rest of the neighbours before they decide to move.
There was a bit of an incident last night when Gertrude, my pet llama, escaped. He’s ‘in heat’ at the moment and decided to try his luck with the re-cycling bin outside the Corduroy’s house – the racket was tremendous.
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I thought it was time to introduce a few more of the new neighbours.
Mr. & Mrs. Golightly, who never had any children, lavish all their love and attention on the garden. Most of the time they live in complete harmony, dead-heading, weeding and trimming, although there was a bit of a kerfuffle the other day [...]
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