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OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES

Best quotes from the first weekend of my open studio exhibition during the Coastal Currents celebrations in and around Hastings. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess – “It’s a gas detector. We can’t afford to feed a canary.” Me as a lovely couple left – “I doubt whether you’ve got any friends but if you […]

QUOTE UNQUOTE

I don’t know if it was an attempt to motivate me but Lo, she is a terrible Goddess said as she stared at me yesterday, “When I first knew you, you had a complexion like a baby’s bottom. Now, it’s just….. like a bottom” ……….. …….. personally, I’ve always thought that my chiselled jaw was […]