Gertrude, my pet llama, has been with me almost as long as I’ve had a blog. [new avid readers might like to put Gertrude in the search engine over on the right – either that or get a life of course].
Anyhoo, I was fossicking in the loft the other day and came across the suitcase [...]
Chapter 1
“I’m going to cut the hedges!” I announced as I leapt out of bed.
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess feigned indifference and continued dusting her photograph of David Essex.
I showered immediately with only a twinge of regret that I’d forgotten to take off my pyjamas – they needed washing anyway. I dressed and then [...]
Gertrude has been complaining that he has been ignored recently, so to shut him up I have composed an ode with him in mind.
*ahem*
You want your life filled with drama?
Get yourself a hairy llama,
But if this goes against your karma,
Opt for stripy, comfy, jamas.
Since ol’ Gertrude came to me,
A strange but timely legacy,
I’ve dealt with [...]
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