One for depression
Two for drugs
Three for a tramp stamp
Four for hugz
Five for an iPod
Six for a Mac
Seven for dressing all in black.
Eight to Twitter
Nine to Poke
Ten, beware the ethnic joke
There is a colony of the critters at the bottom of the garden that absolutely refuse to stay still for a photo opportunity – there were [...]
Ode from the odorous – [sung to the tune of ‘Who wants to be a millionaire?’ – a brief reprise of my life]
Who wants to have some decent hair? – I do
Who wants to sit in a high-chair? – I do
Who wants to grow some pubic hair? – I do
Who wants a goddess very [...]
If anyone is interested in writing a dreadful poem or two and wants to send them to me by email – I’ll publish a little anthology later in the month. I’ll quite understand if there are no takers though. Standards are low, as can be seen from this poem, wot I wrote whilst watching Wimbledon.
A [...]
A certain visitor sees mermaids wherever he goes. Here; in the desert; absolutely everywhere ……….
……. let’s play along with him …… he doesn’t get out much.
Here are two poems for him.
Ode to a mermaid
There’s at least one advantage it seems to me
Of being a mermaid, and that’s housemaid’s knee.
Although danger lurks of being de-scaled
When scrubbing [...]
MERRILY MERRILY
I float down stream and watch the view
Quite content, it’s what I do
Most of the time the way is smooth
The light, the people, tend to soothe
There are occasions naturally
When rapids could quite drastically
Upset the boat and cause disruption
Sad disaster and corruption
The secret is to get a grip
To not fall in the water’s rip
Very soon [...]
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