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WHO WANTS ….. ?

July 24, 2009 – 6:00 am

Ode from the odorous – [sung to the tune of ‘Who wants to be a millionaire?’ – a brief reprise of my life] Who wants to have some decent hair? – I do Who wants to sit in a high-chair? – I do Who wants to grow some pubic hair? – I do Who wants […]

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THE CURTAIN TWITCHER – Part 2

June 5, 2009 – 6:00 am

I’d better let you know about the rest of the neighbours before they decide to move. There was a bit of an incident last night when Gertrude, my pet llama, escaped. He’s ‘in heat’ at the moment and decided to try his luck with the re-cycling bin outside the Corduroy’s house – the racket was […]

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