Tag Archives: marriage

HELP NEEDED

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has just gone to the hairdressers. I’ve got two hours to re-think the various strategies I’ve tried using over 45 years of too much bliss of how to react on her return. I’ve tried giving an honest opinion. I’ve tried giving no opinion. I’ve tried giving someone else’s opinion. […]

THE SECRET OF A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

I’m often asked how Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I have survived for well over 45 years as a couple. I usually manage a shrug. As the TG was in a benign mood yesterday I asked her what she thought. “It’s simple – you have to learn to enjoy being irritated.” (Interesting. You […]

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL

Lo she is a terrible Goddess cut my hair yesterday. I look gorgeous. In fact there really aren’t enough mirrors in the world now. I’m fabulous. The TG has been cutting my hair since before we got married – so that’s about 45 years. There was only one occasion when I had to go to […]

NUTS

I was sitting on the sofa mulling over the intricacies of controlling unexpected hair growth when I noticed that Lo, she is a terrible Goddess was staring intently at me. It was very disconcerting. She continued staring. “What?” “I was just looking to see if there was any sign of intelligent life.” I uncrossed and […]