Tag Archives: long marriages

A DOMESTIC SCENE

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess made a batch of spinach soup. As she presented it to me she announced with a mixture of hope and determination – “This should have a dramatic effect on your bowels.” (I don’t think I was hopeful… Lo,TG Ed) While I’m waiting to see what comes to pass I’ll […]

THE SECRET OF A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

I’m often asked how Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I have survived for well over 45 years as a couple. I usually manage a shrug. As the TG was in a benign mood yesterday I asked her what she thought. “It’s simple – you have to learn to enjoy being irritated.” (Interesting. You […]

THE DANCE OF THE DISHWASHER

Every now and again I remember to load the dishwasher ….. ……. but why I bother I’m not so sure. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess always follows on, rearranging the contents, murmuring – “If that goes there it’ll never get washed properly” and “What a waste of space” and “Stupid!” and “How come you […]