Tag Archives: llamas

IN DENIAL

I’m really not a show-off and have never been, I didn’t scream in my pram, making quite a scene, I didn’t wear high heels on the day I turned fifteen Or go to my first party in a shirt made up from beans. And on the interweave, I never ever flirt, Or sit blogging on […]

SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Gertrude, my pet llama, has been with me almost as long as I’ve had a blog. [new avid readers might like to put Gertrude in the search engine over on the right – either that or get a life of course]. Anyhoo, I was fossicking in the loft the other day and came across the […]

I RECEIVED …..

…… a heads up from young 70’s teen the other day. She sent me a copy of this newspaper article …… Young people nowadays!!! They think they are new and innovative ……. tsk. I have a witness that this fashion was invented by me years ago. I only hope that I get some royalties. Match […]

AN ODE TO THE LLAMA IN MY LIFE

Gertrude has been complaining that he has been ignored recently, so to shut him up I have composed an ode with him in mind. *ahem* You want your life filled with drama? Get yourself a hairy llama, But if this goes against your karma, Opt for stripy, comfy, jamas. Since ol’ Gertrude came to me, […]

OUT OF LEFT FIELD

It’s funny where brilliant ideas come from. I was miming to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess – showing her how I had cleaned the shower very thoroughly, and I noticed a slightly quizzical expression upon her delightful and radiant visage. I added talking to my mime act and I could then see light dawning […]

“CARPE DIEM!” ……….

……… I shouted as I leapt out of bed. I ran through the house in my under crackers and stopping only to put on my wellington boots, ran into the garden and gambolled with Gertrude as we celebrated the lovely weather. I had no idea that the chaps working on the roof of the house […]

GERTRUDE UPDATE

. There has been some concern amongst Avid Readers about how Gertrude, my pet llama, is doing. He’d be fine, if he hadn’t taken rather a shine to a rather fetching ewe that some people on the other side of the marina are keeping in their garden. Recently he has been staring rather wistfully across […]