Tag Archives: lager

KNOW THY LIMITATIONS

Predictive text? Whatever next, A barman who’s a seer? “You don’t want that – for your nightcap You ought to have a beer.” I’ll be in and out, without a doubt, My bed all through the night. If I mishap I’ll curse that chap, I know this isn’t right. “I’d like a malt, and crisps […]

A MAN OF LETTERS ….. Day 16

The Cliff Top Residence SE England England Dear Chav, You have no idea how delighted I was when, sitting in the park the other day communing with nature and musing on the meaning of life, you plonked yourself down beside me and turned your ghetto blaster to full volume. My delight increased a thousand fold […]