Tag Archives: knitting

THROW BACK

Last year I did a thing asking for random words which I worked into a yarn later in the week ……. not knitting yarn!!! Original post here and the story is here. Gitwizard has suggested that I do it again as there are some new avid readers around. I would say I’m game, except I’m […]

I’LL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE

I was in the front garden the other day chatting to Mrs OhJay when Aloe Vera appeared from behind the hedge. “Oh, it’s you DP.” “Hello Aloe.” “I see you’ve got your shorts on DP” ………. slight pause ….. “that reminds me, I’ve got to get the chicken out of the freezer” and she scuttled […]

I KNEW IT!!!

I’ve long suspected that knitters are an odd breed. Still, I’m sure it’s well worth while so here is the pattern. One size fits all I suppose – 12” chest with an ‘A’ cup I suspect. Hat tip to the Daily Mail – and I thought I’d never ever say that – dreadful paper. .

A CHRISTMAS WISH

. Christmas time is not all bad, So many reasons to be not sad, But there’s a subject I must raise With Santa. Boy, it’s left me phased. . The weather, you will all have seen, Has taken a turn that’s quite obscene. The nights are cold, the mornings chilly, And what I need concerns […]

GET KNITTING

. Normally at this time of year, Lo the terrible Goddess and I go to southern Portugal to escape the British winter. Unfortunately there’s too much going on to be able to manage it this year. So, can you please all start knitting me stuff so that I don’t freeze to death – thanks. [Please […]