Tag Archives: inventions

THERE WILL BE FIREWORK!

I have invented the ever-lasting and interactive firework! Imagine the excitement of the family gathered round as this magnificent  invention is hurled into the air and everyone has a wondeful time going “Whooooosh, ahhhhhhhhh, BANG!!!!!” It can then be picked up, so long as it’s been thrown thoughtfully and carefully of course, and then used […]

SECRET REVEALED!

This coming Saturday is the day that the contents of my brain will be displayed in an area Eight Foot Square. For one afternoon only I will be stripped naked for all to see on the Stade in Hastings. I hope it isn’t going to be chilly. As an added incentive I will be revealing […]