December 24, 2011 – 11:04 am
Have you ever turned up a day early for a festive Christmas luncheon so all you get is a glare and a cup of tea and you have to then drive miles back home and one of you then has to sit on the phone for hours re-arranging the arrangements that had been made for […]
December 21, 2011 – 6:15 pm
This is my Do Do list, a very different animal from my To Do list. These are things I used to want to do but don’t any more. 1. See the Northern Lights. I’ve Googled Blackpool and it’s northerer than Tunbridge Wells + it’s wet and windy at Christmas time. 2. Go on safari. I’d […]
December 18, 2011 – 9:53 am
I’ve literally spent several minutes inventing, researching, making and product testing the Hagrid Anti-Collider. It is fantastic! The Hagrid Anti-Collider [broom not included] This cutting edge device is guaranteed to help stop people colliding into you when shopping. Only this afternoon I accomplished a double whammy in my local supermarket when I managed to trip […]
December 9, 2011 – 4:51 pm
I’m no mug when it comes to a thorough understanding of multiverse theories and I regularly juggle galactic and intergalactic theorems as a means of relaxation. My one concern is that there is a possibility that the universe that we inhabit is actually situated between the toes of another Elton John in another universe. If […]
December 6, 2011 – 6:17 pm
I’m looking forward to the new film “Thoroughly Modem Millie†where Lo, she is a terrible Goddess takes the role of Julie Andrews in the updated version of “Thoroughly Modern Millieâ€. An exciting tale of interweave dating, murder, mayhem and soggy gingernuts. Will the boy get the girl? Will the girl be able to get […]
September 14, 2011 – 6:00 am
A previously unknown type of dog has been added to the new breeds register. The Dormant Camouflage Hound was discovered accidentally when Mr R. Grundlebottom was taking a photograph of the state of the pavements in his home town of Twitching Curtain in rural Wessex. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he developed the film […]
September 13, 2011 – 6:00 am
… is downloading Angry Birds, Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Bird Rio onto the iPod Touch. I have been thoroughly enjoying spending quality time with the little blighters but now that I’ve discovered that they are responsible for destroying Stonehenge I’m none too happy I can tell you! Next time I play I shall let […]
I was reminded of Victor Borge when I read this post over at Nurse Myra’s. I have seen most of his routines several times and they still make me laugh. (Genius – not you of course, Peabrain – Victor Borge. Lo,TG Ed) .
February 10, 2011 – 6:00 am
I was walking down the lane last week And spied upon the ground A banana skin just lying there Which I failed to go around. I was mesmerised and couldn’t stop From treading on the skin And proved that tales ‘bout slipping Are true, to my chagrin. I tumbled over and fell in the ditch […]