Have you ever turned up a day early for a festive Christmas luncheon so all you get is a glare and a cup of tea and you have to then drive miles back home and one of you then has to sit on the phone for hours re-arranging the arrangements that had been made for […]
I’m no mug when it comes to a thorough understanding of multiverse theories and I regularly juggle galactic and intergalactic theorems as a means of relaxation. My one concern is that there is a possibility that the universe that we inhabit is actually situated between the toes of another Elton John in another universe. If […]
I’m looking forward to the new film “Thoroughly Modem Millie†where Lo, she is a terrible Goddess takes the role of Julie Andrews in the updated version of “Thoroughly Modern Millieâ€. An exciting tale of interweave dating, murder, mayhem and soggy gingernuts. Will the boy get the girl? Will the girl be able to get […]
A previously unknown type of dog has been added to the new breeds register. The Dormant Camouflage Hound was discovered accidentally when Mr R. Grundlebottom was taking a photograph of the state of the pavements in his home town of Twitching Curtain in rural Wessex. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he developed the film […]
… is downloading Angry Birds, Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Bird Rio onto the iPod Touch. I have been thoroughly enjoying spending quality time with the little blighters but now that I’ve discovered that they are responsible for destroying Stonehenge I’m none too happy I can tell you! Next time I play I shall let […]
On the beach at Hastings there are a series of very tall black huts that are/were used to dry fishing nets. The base of them measures 8 feet by 8 feet. A group calling themselves Eight Foot Square are doing a whole series of events during the Coastal Currents Arts Festival that are only restricted […]
I was reminded of Victor Borge when I read this post over at Nurse Myra’s. I have seen most of his routines several times and they still make me laugh. (Genius – not you of course, Peabrain – Victor Borge. Lo,TG Ed) .
I was walking down the lane last week And spied upon the ground A banana skin just lying there Which I failed to go around. I was mesmerised and couldn’t stop From treading on the skin And proved that tales ‘bout slipping Are true, to my chagrin. I tumbled over and fell in the ditch […]
