Just a few words can change status dramatically
From ‘dear heart’
To ‘fat old fart’
A way of confusing me quite systematically.
If only someone would, and I’d thank them ecstatically,
Help me just grasp
Before my last gasp
The answer to ‘hair?’ ‘bum?’ ‘dress?’ diplomatically.
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(Yawwwwn, still, quite a nice little pome. Lo,TG Ed)
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