Tag Archives: Harry Potter

ONLY AVAILABLE FROM THE DP EMPORIUM!

I’ve literally spent several minutes inventing, researching, making and product testing the Hagrid Anti-Collider. It is fantastic! The Hagrid Anti-Collider [broom not included] This cutting edge device is guaranteed to help stop people colliding into you when shopping. Only this afternoon I accomplished a double whammy in my local supermarket when I managed to trip […]

A MIS-DIRECTED PACKAGE

A parcel arrived this morning that was addressed to a Mr H. Potter. Before I knew what I was doing I opened it and found this. This is what happened next ……. [Note to self – buy and fix an air conditioning unit ASAP] .