Tag Archives: Harry Potter

ONLY AVAILABLE FROM THE DP EMPORIUM!

I’ve literally spent several minutes inventing, researching, making and product testing the Hagrid Anti-Collider. It is fantastic!

The Hagrid Anti-Collider [broom not included]
This cutting edge device is guaranteed to help stop people colliding into you when shopping. Only this afternoon I accomplished a double whammy in my local supermarket when I managed to trip up [...]

A MIS-DIRECTED PACKAGE

A parcel arrived this morning that was addressed to a Mr H. Potter. Before I knew what I was doing I opened it and found this.

This is what happened next …….

[Note to self – buy and fix an air conditioning unit ASAP]
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