When finding the way I follow my nose
If it runs so do I
It makes sense I suppose
But the girl in the piccy uses her head
Til the parting of ways
When she loses the thread
So I think my way’s best, I hope you agree
And I don’t need a mirror
I’m completely hands free
Which allows me to hold thermos [...]
Tomorrow, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess is going to the hairdressers. She is going to have a cut and some hair colouring.
Over the years I have survived new hair cuts [“Good heavens that looks fabulous. I didn’t think it could get any better but WOW”] and on other occasions highlighting [“Oh still my beating [...]
I accompanied Lo she is a terrible Goddess to the hairdressers in Surfugal.
Thinking about it perhaps I shouldn’t have said to the rather pretty German snipper “I know there isn’t much hope. Do what you can.”
My gingernuts were confiscated, my shins looked like spaghetti bolognaise and I don’t know what the opposite of being [...]
There comes a time when your chest descends
And settles on your waist
And hair from head starts to disappear
With an unseemly haste
But patiently wait for a day or two
There’s really nowt to fear
For up they sprout from nose and ears
And knees and chest and rear.
And about this time, and no-one knows
If there’s a planned connection,
Lids on [...]
This a very clever gizmo.
It wiggles it’s way down your plug holes and gathers up all the hair and detritus that restricts your flow. Anything that helps with restricted flow has got to be good!
You’ll notice however that it’s still in it’s packet. There is a very good reason for this.
I put in the plumbing [...]
Out of my ears and out from my nose
Where it’ll end only heaven knows
Growing odd hair is really a farce
Fetch me a mirror so I can check on my back.
Perhaps I should shave the bits I can reach
Oh do stop growing I ask and beseech
As I pull and snip and eventually pluck
Oh I give up, [...]
The accurate measurement of time has been pursued by humans for ages. There was a time, just before I were a lad, that a cock crowing would have been my wake up call and the sun sinking would have told me to slow down and eventually sleep.
The navigation of the oceans was very hit and [...]
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