Tag Archives: gravity

THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION.

I’m fed up with all the nonsense spouted about the origins of the universe so I’ve decided to get it all down here in writing to put an end to the endless waffling. Ok, it’s all quite simples innit. Nobody seems to know what gravity is exactly (I do though *looks smug*) and yet them […]

THE FULL LENGTH MIRROR [or designers on my hit list …. or built by design]

Ah there he stands in all his glory Every feature a named sob story Hair by Finery Nature, Whinery Eyes enhanced by the House of Gory. The mouth and teeth by Oral Cavity The lower portions through Depravity Skin by Wrinkled Willy, Sprinkled The look enhanced by Bloody Gravity. .

A GRAVE SITUATION

I’ve been concerned about gravity for some time. Nobody knows exactly what it is and why it does what it does. We all know it makes apples fall to the ground but we don’t know why exactly. I’m worried that it is a variable which could explain why dinosaurs were so large – gravity wasn’t […]

THE GRAVE SUBJECT OF GRAVITY.

It is well known that the strength of gravity changes. Gravity was at an all time low when dinosaurs ruled the earth, which is why they were so big, and it was at it’s zenith throughout Ronnie Corbett’s period of growing up. I noticed yesterday, as I glanced at the full length mirror in the […]

MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE ….

…….. or as Lo, she is a terrible Goddess would say “ a desecrated sight that gives me sore eyes”. I blame gravity and not enough moisturising …… .