Tag Archives: goddesses

THE QUIET CORNER

In normal circumstances it is I that is told to sit in the quiet corner and think about what I’ve done. This is Lo, she is a terrible Goddess on the day the 14,341 pirates invaded Hastings. Apparently my behaviour was so bad that she needed to sit in the quiet corner and think about […]

I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HELP

…… or, on the other hand, it might not. . (One of the most famous lines in English Literature: Reader,  I married him. Why? Lo,TG Ed.)

THE DADDY PAPERSURFER DEBATING SOCIETY

The question before this house: Who are the best debaters – Peabrains or Goddesses? DP:  Although you’d think that the Goddess would be the most likely to win an argument as she has all the time in the world now following the advent of washing machines, steam irons, dish washers, vacuum cleaners, microwaves, etc etc, […]

HELP – I’VE LOST MY HANDBOOK

I seem to have mislaid my handbook on how to behave around goddesses. Do I open doors for them? Offer them my seat? Leave the seat up or down? Tell them their bottom does ‘look big in that’? I’m pretty sure it’s OK to break wind in bed, but not to flap the duvet up […]

FAR BE IT FROM ME …..

…… to say that goddesses are strange but …… …… and …. …… although these aren’t toooooooo bad …… Will someone please enlighten me? . (Well, I can’t. Most of the currently fashionable shoes look like perverted orthopaedic gadgets. And yes, I do live not far from Tunbridge Wells. Lo,TG Ed)

MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

After much thought I have decided to make only one new year resolution. Somehow or other, I’ve got to try and be less of a ‘babe magnet’. I’ve noticed that goddesses have even been crossing to the other side of the street when I walk by, to try and avoid the animal magnetism that pervades […]

KIT……. KIT……….KITCHEN

. While other people were misbehaving all over the interweave on my birthday last week I was dealing with the kitchen at the Cliff Top Residence. It arrived in a brazillian pieces of course. . I placed the chairs there in case anyone wanted to watch.  Only Lo, the terrible Goddess took me up on […]