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SO WHAT’S YOURS THEN?

No, no …… no, I’m not offering to buy a round of drinks – as anyone who actually knows me knows, there is something in my DNA that prevents me from behaving so foolishly.
The question relates to the song that annoys you the most. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I, are for once, [...]

RECESSIVE JEAN

Recessive Jean wears an Afghan coat
And beads by the hundred around her throat.
She keeps three chickens and a billy goat
Ignores her taxes and doesn’t vote.
Recessive Jean was a sixties child
Her hair is long and never styled
She’s very laid back and never riled
Goes to Festivals and still goes wild.
Recessive Jean was born free
Still smokes pot and [...]