As this is such an important message it will remain here for about a week while I get my act together.
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It’s taken me a long time – approximately 61 years 10 months and 17 days – but I’ve just managed to distil my thoughts of how to get through life into a simple sentence and a possible action.
What do you do when the judge is asking you very awkward questions about what you were [...]
Well, what an exciting day!!
The official photographer was rushed to hospital after he choked on a gingernut which I’d kindly given him. Naturally I stepped into the breach.
Here are some of the very bestest piccies …… I can’t wait to send them off to the bride and groom!
The groom and best man waiting for the [...]
The Jaffa cake and chocolate finger make me want to scream
I have no time for bourbons or the humble custard cream
Digestives? No!!
The prize must go
To the GINGERNUT supreme.
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(I’m totally sick of bally gingernuts. Lo,TG Ed)
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Match of the Day
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I thought we’d start the week with a singsong. You all know the tune but probably need a reminder of the words.
OK ……….. all together now!!!! …………………………..
Old gits that kill prose and live in Great Britain
Dull witted old folk with only one mitten
Beige and stained trousers all tied up with string
These are a few of [...]
What a heady combination! The creative and gastric juices flowing all over the place. Avid readers, I bring you ……..
….. The House of Gingernuts!!!!
Now the shed is operational, goodness only knows what could happen. I just know you’re as excited as I am.
Have a lovely weekend …… and let the farce be with you to [...]
A lot of people have sent me enquiries about how to eat a gingernut correctly. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess very graciously agreed to demonstrate.
You, of course, will never be able to achieve this level of elegance and refinement but at least it gives you something to aim for.
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There is nothing nicer for a special occasion than a cake.
Gingernut cake.
Ingredients
One gingernut
A candle
A candle holder [you will also need a means to light the candle – I would suggest either a lighter or matches. It is possible to rub two boy scouts together but this takes some time].
Method
Take one gingernut and carefully drill a [...]
Many many* avid readers have suggested that I post some recipes so here we go.
Gingernuts with ice-cream.
Ingredients
One tub of soft scoop vanilla ice-cream
One gingernut cube [illustrated - only available from the Daddy Papersurfer Emporium - price £5 + pp]
Method
Take two scoopfuls of ice-cream and place carefully in a bowl and then crumble a gingernut [...]
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