To a limited degree Peabrains can multitask. By this I mean they usually remember to breath while doing something else.
I was enjoying my bowl of cereal the other morning (and managing to breath at the same time) when Lo, she is a terrible Goddess started spouting some pearls of wisdom from the kitchen just as [...]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I went to see this sculpture in Bexhill …
… which is hanging onto the roof of the De La Warr Pavilion. It’s by Richard Wilson and is called “Hang On A Minute Lads, I’ve Got A Great Idea …” and is based on the final scenes of the [...]
Hang on … that’s 12 square feet!
AN ODE
What would you do in an eight foot square?
Wear top hat and tails? – trés debonair
Or wobble about and get bad mal de mer?
Or perhaps cut your hair in a large barber’s chair?
There might be the sight of a huge grizzly bear
Or a model in gold of a [...]
I’m organised. Everything is ready. Roll on Saturday! [that reminds me – buy some deodorant]
Healing Magic Hands made a comment the other day that has made me go bananas and buy the bestest gingernuts in the world … [actually they were on offer… somebody’s God is smiling down on me].
As I’ve often heard it [...]
This coming Saturday is the day that the contents of my brain will be displayed in an area Eight Foot Square.
For one afternoon only I will be stripped naked for all to see on the Stade in Hastings. I hope it isn’t going to be chilly.
As an added incentive I will be revealing my [...]
I’ve been having a trial run for my ‘Shed Load of Stuff’ that will be showing on the Stade at Hastings, England on the 18th of August.
This has taken place in bedroom five at the Cliff Top Residence.
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess isn’t that chuffed … apparently I’ve restricted access to her drawers. I [...]
There is a cupboard in the bathroom I should have built 3 years ago … or rather there isn’t.
Yesterday Lo, she is a terrible Goddess decided to take matters into her own hands.
She bundled me out of the front door and shackled me to the roof rack and drove to the nearest DIY store and [...]
Conclusion
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess woke up in an efficient mood.
“This is ridiculous. Telephone the breakers, tell them to pick up the Volvo, and then take the hire car back. We’re going to buy either the Hyundai, I can use a cushion, or the car at the local dealers. Whoever comes up with the [...]
Desperation.
Search radius increased to forty miles. Hours are spent on the interweave.
We head North towards London to look at several cars at a particular garage. Unbeknownst to us there are 2 large luxurious Volvos on the forecourt. We sit in them. One has very comfortable leather armchairs for seats with an undergusset heating system. Lo, [...]
… what you look at but the way you look at it that gives you the hump.
Of course the converse or reverse is the way of the spin doctor. Do you think that you know who, what or where you are? Somebody else might not agree.
As a very famous person said “Life is simples innit”. [...]
