Tag Archives: getting on a bit

THE FULL LENGTH MIRROR [or designers on my hit list …. or built by design]

Ah there he stands in all his glory Every feature a named sob story Hair by Finery Nature, Whinery Eyes enhanced by the House of Gory. The mouth and teeth by Oral Cavity The lower portions through Depravity Skin by Wrinkled Willy, Sprinkled The look enhanced by Bloody Gravity. .

OH NO – NOT ANOTHER ONE

I am approaching my crepuscular years rapidly …… oh well. Happy Birthday to meeee Happy Birthday to meeee Happy Birthday dear D Peeeeeeeeee Happy Birthday to meeee! If I was a car I’d be a write-off. .

A REFLECTIVE POEM

At a certain age an odd thing happens when you pass a mirror Well really two things happen which is even queerer The reflection is a stranger which is really out of whack And the mirror at that moment develops a large crack. . Match of the Day . (He’s been lighting the wrong sort […]

IN PURSUIT OF THE HAIR SUIT

Out of my ears and out from my nose Where it’ll end only heaven knows Growing odd hair is really a farce Fetch me a mirror so I can check on my back. Perhaps I should shave the bits I can reach Oh do stop growing I ask and beseech As I pull and snip […]

TROUSER TRAUMA

I’m just popping out, I’m not going far, I wonder where my car keys are? Beside the bed? Inside the shed? I’m finding all this very bizarre. This is going to drive me quite mad, Today is beginning to go real bad – Now I’ve looked by the sink And I’m starting to think I’ll […]

MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE ….

…….. or as Lo, she is a terrible Goddess would say “ a desecrated sight that gives me sore eyes”. I blame gravity and not enough moisturising …… .