Tag Archives: getting old

BUTCH RHAPSODY

January 25, 2012 – 6:00 am

The story of my life marks my face like a slap
I really had no idea I’d suffered so much crap.
[Actually, I suspect it’s got more to do with gravity and the lack of a moisturising regime but that doesn’t sound nearly as interesting or manly]

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SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP

December 23, 2010 – 6:00 am

There are various things that people don’t tell you about, about getting older.
One of these things is, if you shave your ears in a vain attempt to regain control of your increasingly disobedient body, then scratching your ears creates a sound like a bowl of Rice Crispies going into melt down.
Prepare yourselves for this and [...]

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