I’m really not a show-off and have never been,
I didn’t scream in my pram, making quite a scene,
I didn’t wear high heels on the day I turned fifteen
Or go to my first party in a shirt made up from beans.
And on the interweave, I never ever flirt,
Or sit blogging on my sofa wearing just a [...]
I’d better let you know about the rest of the neighbours before they decide to move.
There was a bit of an incident last night when Gertrude, my pet llama, escaped. He’s ‘in heat’ at the moment and decided to try his luck with the re-cycling bin outside the Corduroy’s house – the racket was tremendous.
The [...]
I like cars and my only request is that they go from A to B and that the heater works in the winter and the air-conditioning in the summer.
But if something goes wrong, even if it’s just a light bulb, I feel like this ……..
……. I think I’d better send Gertrude on a mechanics course [...]
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