Tag Archives: fun

TWITTERING TWIT

I think there are a couple of New Year resolutions I need to make.

A THANK YOU NOTE

Obviously ‘Santa’ has to remain secret so in the meantime why not pay this young lady a visit and relive the summer. [Oh dear, my Adventures in Wonderland seem to be going from bad to worserererer!]

IT’S ALL GOING TO PLAN

Have you ever turned up a day early for a festive Christmas luncheon so all you get is a glare and a cup of tea and you have to then drive miles back home and one of you then has to sit on the phone for hours re-arranging the arrangements that had been made for […]

THE DO DO LIST

This is my Do Do list, a very different animal from my To Do list. These are things I used to want to do but don’t any more. 1. See the Northern Lights. I’ve Googled Blackpool and it’s northerer than Tunbridge Wells + it’s wet and windy at Christmas time. 2. Go on safari. I’d […]

ONLY AVAILABLE FROM THE DP EMPORIUM!

I’ve literally spent several minutes inventing, researching, making and product testing the Hagrid Anti-Collider. It is fantastic! The Hagrid Anti-Collider [broom not included] This cutting edge device is guaranteed to help stop people colliding into you when shopping. Only this afternoon I accomplished a double whammy in my local supermarket when I managed to trip […]

FAME AT LAST

I’m looking forward to the new film “Thoroughly Modem Millie” where Lo, she is a terrible Goddess takes the role of Julie Andrews in the updated version of “Thoroughly Modern Millie”. An exciting tale of interweave dating, murder, mayhem and soggy gingernuts. Will the boy get the girl? Will the girl be able to get […]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

We’re off to Surfugal. Obviously my job is to annoy Penfold, Tango and Papersurfer Junior – a responsibility I take extremely seriously. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess will graciously provide the opportunity for them to worship her again. Please enjoy my holiday as much as I shall. *checks bags* … itching powder – whoopee […]

THIS IS ….

… the correct way to spend your spare time … … excellent! ( Crumbs. He’s right. Lo,TG Ed)

MY BIGGEST REGRET …

… is downloading Angry Birds, Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Bird Rio onto the iPod Touch. I have been thoroughly enjoying spending quality time with the little blighters but now that I’ve discovered that they are responsible for destroying Stonehenge I’m none too happy I can tell you! Next time I play I shall let […]

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO …

Well, if Sean can stun the world by eating grass in an area 8 feet by 8 feet I thought I’d better do something on a much grander scale. This is a scale model of Salisbury Plain complete with … … an exact replica of Stonehinge. [Don’t tell Sean you’ve already seen Stonehinge – I […]