Tag Archives: fun

SAMUEL PEPYS BLOG

I’ve been doing some intense and thorough research into one of the original bloggers and have turned up some interesting entries.
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My wife, after the absence of her terms for seven weeks gave me hopes of her being with child, but on the last day of the year she hath them again … this is becoming [...]

SPAMALOT

Tomorrow Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I are travelling many* miles to experience the deep and meaningful delights of Spamalot. Below is a brief extract I’ve filched from the official website in case you’ve never heard of it.
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Hello. I am an historian. I really am. I have a degree and everything. A lot [...]

NEW YEAR REVOLUTIONS

Stolen from Archie … who no doubt filched it from somebody else.
May 2012 follow on from 2011 and so on …
Lots of love and gingernuts from DP xxx
[Have I survived to see in the New Year? Find out here!]

TWITTERING TWIT

I think there are a couple of New Year resolutions I need to make.

A THANK YOU NOTE

Obviously ‘Santa’ has to remain secret so in the meantime why not pay this young lady a visit and relive the summer.
[Oh dear, my Adventures in Wonderland seem to be going from bad to worserererer!]

IT’S ALL GOING TO PLAN

Have you ever turned up a day early for a festive Christmas luncheon so all you get is a glare and a cup of tea and you have to then drive miles back home and one of you then has to sit on the phone for hours re-arranging the arrangements that had been made for [...]

THE DO DO LIST

This is my Do Do list, a very different animal from my To Do list. These are things I used to want to do but don’t any more.
1. See the Northern Lights. I’ve Googled Blackpool and it’s northerer than Tunbridge Wells + it’s wet and windy at Christmas time.
2. Go on safari. I’d spend all [...]

ONLY AVAILABLE FROM THE DP EMPORIUM!

I’ve literally spent several minutes inventing, researching, making and product testing the Hagrid Anti-Collider. It is fantastic!

The Hagrid Anti-Collider [broom not included]
This cutting edge device is guaranteed to help stop people colliding into you when shopping. Only this afternoon I accomplished a double whammy in my local supermarket when I managed to trip up [...]

FAME AT LAST

I’m looking forward to the new film “Thoroughly Modem Millie” where Lo, she is a terrible Goddess takes the role of Julie Andrews in the updated version of “Thoroughly Modern Millie”.
An exciting tale of interweave dating, murder, mayhem and soggy gingernuts. Will the boy get the girl? Will the girl be able to get rid [...]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

We’re off to Surfugal.
Obviously my job is to annoy Penfold, Tango and Papersurfer Junior – a responsibility I take extremely seriously.
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess will graciously provide the opportunity for them to worship her again.
Please enjoy my holiday as much as I shall.
*checks bags* … itching powder – whoopee cushion – Speedos – [...]