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TIME FLIES BY

I had settled down on the sofa holding my cup of tea when Lo, she is a terrible Goddess started talking to me from the kitchen. I wasn’t really concentrating and after I’d made the obligatory grunt, my mind wandered off in the direction of something more important. There’s a DIY chain of shops over […]

TIME FLIES

Is it really that time of year again ……… …….. when gin has to be sloed ……… the fly is considering it obviously …….. ….. and little hands and mouths have to turn black? Mmmmm ……… jam! Surely it’s too early to be thinking about Christmas decorations. I suppose I could get it over and […]

A MOMENT OF RELAXATION

It’s wonderful to grab just a few moments of quality time ………. probably. . (‘A moment of relaxation’ or, ‘Justice may be blind but she obviously isn’t deaf’ – you choose. Lo,TG Ed)

CAN I HAVE THE LETTER BETWEEN O & Q -LEASE BOB?

A word to the wise. Don’t try and kill a fly that has landed on your la-to- using a cho-stick. The letter ‘–‘ no longer works which is making it very difficult in signing my name. A—arently, my name is now Daddy –a-ersurfer which just doesn’t have the gravitas that my words of wisdom deserve […]

THE FLY THAT WOULDN’T DIE

There has been an annoying fly around for 13 hours and 24 minutes. Usually little creatures get shooed out of a window or a door. This fly boy would not be shooed. The weapon of mass destruction was found and he got an ear full. *Buzz buzz hiccough ………………… Buzzzzzz* The TG advised me that […]