Tag Archives: failure

IF AT FIRST ….

I do my best, I’m up for the new I’ve even made sculptures with elephant poo I’ve climbed up a hill clutching some brie To see if I could manage to get down to the sea And with abacus, ink and a very large hook I’ve even attempted to write a great book None of […]

JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WORRIED.

My fame has spread. I have been hounded by the daddypaparazzi whilst taking a well deserved break in Surfugal. I managed to get rid of them by letting Vague, that well known magazine for grey bloggers, do an in-depth article about some of my habits. There is also vital information in the mag about my […]