If I had eyes in the back of my head
I’d have to sleep on my front when in bed
So perhaps I’ll plump,
[Because of my hump]
To have them where my ears are instead.
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(Learning to open the ones you’ve got would be a start. LoTG Ed)
Their eyes met across a crowded room.
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess said “I do wish they wouldn’t do that Peabrain.”
Peabrain rolled his eyes.
“And don’t do that,” she said crossly. “They will be all gritty by the time they get back.”
Peabrain looked blank.
No change there then.
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Matches Have Talent
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My life has changed since Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has got new eyes.
1. I have to be very wary about making faces.
2. Apparently dribbling food down one’s front is a ‘no no’.
3. Shoes should be at least clean if not polished.
4. I can actually be seen even if I’m sitting VERY still [...]
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