Tag Archives: excuses

TO CUT A LONG STORY SIDEWAYS

July 14, 2011 – 6:00 am

“Well, I’d just like to say that there was a bit of an incident, the details of which, I’d rather not go into at the moment. The result, on which I couldn’t possibly comment, could have had dire consequences and so I wasn’t left with a choice really. I realise that from the way that [...]

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WANTED – A PRIVET COUNCILLOR

August 3, 2009 – 6:00 am

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been ‘suggesting’ that the hedges need cutting at the Cliff Top Residence.

Unfortunately I’ve been very busy, what with one thing, and another.
Her ‘suggestion’ is getting more forceful by the day.
I’ve fought back manfully.
“But dearest …..”
“Don’t ‘dearest’ me – get out there and cut the hedges. I can’t find [...]

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