Tag Archives: dreams

DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR A COMPANION

I was standing in Charing Cross station when a beautiful young goddess ran in front of me towing a wheelbarrow full of candyfloss. With the agile mind of a teenager I removed my teeth and threw them in her direction to get her attention. She halted, the wheelbarrow crashed into her legs, rose in the […]

I HAVE A DREAM

With an obsession of converging impossibilities as I watched 7 aeroplanes not crashing into each other, noticed some scouts scurrying on a mission and, hearing the insistent bell from the church, I vowed, as I watched the sunset over the concrete that forms Portimao, that when I returned home my salvation would be in the […]

THE OFFICE

I had a marvellous day at the office yesterday. My boss gave me a huge bonus, exclaiming, “My goodness DP, sliced bread – brilliant!! – I would have cut it across and not lengthwise – we’ll sell lots more spam now – excellent.” My innovation and consequent financial reward were the talk of the ‘Water […]

NIGHTMARE

The shower tray had filled with water. I cleared the balloons out from around the plughole so that it would empty. I then realised that I hadn’t connected the waste pipe and the study ceiling would get damaged. The TG and I made our escape on a pedalo pursued by the German officer that had […]