A previously unknown type of dog has been added to the new breeds register. The Dormant Camouflage Hound was discovered accidentally when Mr R. Grundlebottom was taking a photograph of the state of the pavements in his home town of Twitching Curtain in rural Wessex. He couldn’t [...]
The seat is lifted
My position shifted
My mind not drifted
Ahhhhhhhhh ……
Put it away
Hip hip hooray
Oh no, halfway
Bahhhhhhhh!
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(A little more concentration would help. Lo,TGEd)
Honestly some people are so unobservant and thoughtless.
I was trying to get to the parsnips in the supermarket the other day and there was some old woman in my way. She seemed to be having trouble differentiating between the parsnips and the carrots and was picking them up and smelling them ….. disgusting. She had [...]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess expressed an interest in eating out. I racked my brains, a short and very unsatisfactory process. (- – – – – – . Avid Readers are jnvited to fill in the gaps Lo,TG Ed) I didn’t fancy The Imodium, and I’d driven by Offa’s Dyke the day before and [...]
….. so to cheer myself up I thought I’d have a look at some piccies from our last stay in Surfugal.
These olive pots are HUGE …. over 6 feet tall. They were on display outside a shop selling ceramics.
This life sized goddess was across the yard from her gentleman friend.
He wanted to show me his [...]
I’m not bald yet. If I do start to resemble a billiard ball I’m going to have to consider getting a ‘syrup’ [Cockney rhyming slang ‘ syrup of figs – wig].
I might go for the ‘poodle’ look ……….
(I can’t make up my mind. Is that revolting, or amazing? Or both? Lo,TG Ed)
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I went to see a friend the other day. The family have an 8 month old boxer dog. Wikipedia says, amongst other things, “As puppies, Boxers demonstrate a fascinating combination of worrisome expressions, energetic curiosity, flexible attention spans and charming characteristics.” If you define ‘flexible attention span’ as the behaviour of a 5 year old [...]
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