Tag Archives: dinosaurs

A GRAVE SITUATION

I’ve been concerned about gravity for some time. Nobody knows exactly what it is and why it does what it does. We all know it makes apples fall to the ground but we don’t know why exactly. I’m worried that it is a variable which could explain why dinosaurs were so large – gravity wasn’t […]

THE MANURE MACHINE

The Ploppisaurus used to roam over grasslands near and far Like a mower he ate the green stuff , a real old ‘cropping Czar’ While constantly from the other end,  a never ending  stream Of poo appeared –  where it dropped, and fragrant, gently steamed. Now if you’re very lucky and you live in their […]

THE GRAVE SUBJECT OF GRAVITY.

It is well known that the strength of gravity changes. Gravity was at an all time low when dinosaurs ruled the earth, which is why they were so big, and it was at it’s zenith throughout Ronnie Corbett’s period of growing up. I noticed yesterday, as I glanced at the full length mirror in the […]