Tag Archives: diggers

I’VE GOT A GAS LEAK

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess smelt it first and then I did and then the neighbours did … gas at the bottom of the garden. We telephoned the Gas Board, praying they wouldn’t decimate this hard won part of the garden only a few yards from the edge of the cliff. They arrived and […]

BACK TO MY ROOTS

Whilst Digger man was here I got him to dig up some roots. Tomorrow, when no one is looking, I’m going to throw them into the English Channel. Obviously I’ve carved a secret message to Sylvie in case they wash up on the shores of La Rochelle. If you can accurately count the number of […]

A NICE RELAXING TIME

So, last Friday the view from the mini-veggie plot looked like this ….. …… and the view now looks like this …… ….. easy peasy. Digger man turned up early on Saturday and I spent the day with Willy the Wheelbarrow ……. …. taking 12 tons of earth down to the bottom of the garden […]