Tag Archives: crisps

IT ISN’T ONLY CROCODILES THAT SNAP

Professor Marigolds is often seen striding through the village wearing robust tweeds with her glasses perched on the end of her nose. She’s retired now of course, but not so long ago she was a well respected scientist working for the War Office, concentrating on the theory that flavoured crisps could be used as a […]

KNOW THY LIMITATIONS

Predictive text? Whatever next, A barman who’s a seer? “You don’t want that – for your nightcap You ought to have a beer.” I’ll be in and out, without a doubt, My bed all through the night. If I mishap I’ll curse that chap, I know this isn’t right. “I’d like a malt, and crisps […]