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With a heavy heart he loaded the shopping into the back of the car and slammed the tailgate shut. He clambered rather awkwardly into the driving seat and just sat there staring out of the grubby windscreen. He decided the best thing to do was to go to the nearest A&E. If only he hadn’t […]


She shrugged. “I was going to crush them anyway to make a base for a cheese cake. Are there a couple of whole ones left to have with our cuppa? I do enjoy a gingernut about this time of day.” [Have a wonderful weekend and don’t drop your gingernuts] .