I miss my childhood doctor. You really felt he’d done a proper job after he’d peered into and probed every orifice, depressed your tongue with a wooden spatula leaving a splinter half way down your throat, and then sent you on your way clutching a bottle of medicine that tasted like a combination of nitric acid […]
Time – The world in the not too distant future. The majority of people sit at their computers to work and communicate. Food is manufactured by computer powered machines, is ordered on line and delivered automatically to the work station. Computer chairs turn into beds and lavatories. Procreation is managed via the internet – eggs […]
As you can see Little Ted, on keyboard, and Grumpy, sitting on a mouse he caught earlier, are enjoying the delights of the computer in ultrabigwidescreen mode…….. …… which reminds me – it’s someone’s birthday today – if only I could remember who – perhaps they know over here – tee hee ……. . (What […]
*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING* “What the ………!” I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses. I jumped out of bed forgetting, that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway. I scooted across […]
