Tag Archives: competitions

TMI

Technogran came closest to my original caption [which was “Any distinguishing features?] to the LMAO cartoon competition I posted just over a week ago. Luckily I used the word ‘exact’ in the conditions of entry  so nobody wins a t-shirt!  …….. *phew – puts wallet back under the floor boards* Anyhoo, as I’m feeling very […]

LMAO

I’ve covered up my caption …….. got any ideas of your own? If anyone gets the exact caption to my marvellous, witty and badly drawn cartoon, they’ll win a DP t-shirt!!!!!! Have a lovely weekend – may your bottoms fall off on a regular basis. . Match of the Day .

A CHALLENGING TIME IN PORTUGAL

The whole Portuguese experience is proving to be very challenging ……. and it’s got nothing to do with dust, flying or volcanoes. It’s the bane of my life – Papersurfer Junior. Yesterday, to keep us out of trouble, we were sent out to take photographs and the results were judged by Tango and Penfold. P […]

COMPETITION TIME

For reasons that would take too long to explain, the TG and I ended up having a poetry competition. The subject was ‘chairs’. These are the results. CHAIRS by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess This is a poem all about chairs It isn’t bout jam and it isn’t bout hairs [or bears] [there follows […]

WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

Before Daddy Papersurfer invented himself – with (Quite a lot of. Lo,TG Ed) help – nay, even before the Interweave consisted of loads of string and cocoa tins, my mother-in-law bought me a razor for Christmas. [Not the original razor] I had been married to her daughter for about ten years or so, and had […]

STAREWAY TO HEAVEN

I was really bored on Saturday ………. ………. please let me know who won …….. thank you . (Oh my Lawd. I hope no-one’s permanently affected by that. Still, when we go to Portugal we can use those bags. Perhaps he should have got the full facial, i.e. beard plus very long, droopy, eyebrows. Lo,TG […]

PROOF I’M NOT A SKINFLINT

Here is a picture proving that the competition I ran in April was genuine. The winner, who’s name was drawn from a hat by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, was Lizza whose blog irritates me no end – too much sunshine, sand and paddling [and waaaaay too much beer]. Obviously, the Philippines have a […]

EXCITING NEWS ……

……. for those with a very low excitement threshold. Here is the list of commenters for April and one lucky person is going to win this …….. …….. no, not me! (I can hear the collective sigh of relief. Lo,TG Ed) – the t-shirt [which now has that distinctive ‘whiff of DP’ – tee hee. […]

A SMALL REMINDER

Earlier this month in a moment of madness I promised one lucky avid reader a chance to win this bespoke t-shirt …. …… and time is running out. It would appear that there are quite a few people read this load of rubbish and don’t leave comments – quite frankly this is a very poor […]