Tag Archives: cleaning

HOMEWORK

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions – Joey Adams” Since the beginning of the New Year Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been behaving like a woman possessed. She decided to clamber in and out of all the kitchen cupboards cleaning and re-organising them. She’s been like Anthea […]

HELL HATH NO FURY ……..

……. like a woman sconed. Part of the adoration rites I had to learn when Lo, she is a terrible Goddess deigned to marry me, was the baking of fresh scones for her delight and delectation. I prepared some the other day and smothered them in home-made strawberry jam and cream. As I presented them […]

LEFT ON THE SHELVES

“I’ve finished fixing the shelves you wanted in the wardrobe, my angel.” *preens* “Lovely shelves, Peabrain, but are they clean?” “Of course dear.” The ominous sound of footsteps down the hall followed by the terrifying ‘TG finger wipe of cleanliness’ test. *Ahem*  ………. [a quiet noise, but full of menace, speedily followed by two fingers […]