Obviously ‘Santa’ has to remain secret so in the meantime why not pay this young lady a visit and relive the summer.
[Oh dear, my Adventures in Wonderland seem to be going from bad to worserererer!]
Have you ever turned up a day early for a festive Christmas luncheon so all you get is a glare and a cup of tea and you have to then drive miles back home and one of you then has to sit on the phone for hours re-arranging the arrangements that had been made for [...]
It’ll soon be Christmas. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I have been discussing how to deal with Christmas in a fiscally sound and prudent manner. I won’t mention her idea concerning a sharp knife, some glue and glitter for the baubles to hang from the festive twig. Actually her idea developed into hanging [...]
Every year about this time,
And it happens over night,
Trousers which fitted perfectly
Suddenly become too tight.
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……. came early this year for Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, in the form of an engraved iPod Touch.
A thing of beauty and a joy for ever, it seemed an appropriate gift ……. and Apple had it on offer as well …….. irresistible ………. so all the TG had to open on Christmas Day [...]
2009 has been an action packed year for Daddy Papersurfer.
The rash has been sorted out at last, partly by using clarified butter, but also by buying a size larger in the undercracker department.
The yeast infection has been brought under control by a weekly bath in live yoghurt. For those of you worried about possible waste [...]
Is it really that time of year again ………
…….. when gin has to be sloed ……… the fly is considering it obviously ……..
….. and little hands and mouths have to turn black? Mmmmm ……… jam!
Surely it’s too early to be thinking about Christmas decorations.
I suppose I could get it over and done with now [...]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess bought me a lovely ankle bracelet for Christmas.
On Christmas day she insisted I tried it on, near where the kettle and tea making is done.
So far I’ve made 637 cups for her, had little sleep, and my feet are rather cold. Oh, how I suffer to look trendy …….. [...]
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Merry Christmas everyone – have a lovely time and DON’T eat or drink too much!
Grumpy Ted loves Christmas – it always brings a tear to his eye, the big fairy.
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(That gives me an idea…….. Oh, Peabrain – just climb up here a minute will you? Lo,TG Ed)
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Christmas time is not all bad,
So many reasons to be not sad,
But there’s a subject I must raise
With Santa. Boy, it’s left me phased.
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The weather, you will all have seen,
Has taken a turn that’s quite obscene.
The nights are cold, the mornings chilly,
And what I need concerns my willy.
Asking Santa will cause a shock, for what [...]
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