Tag Archives: chickens

WARNING – BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU GOOGLE

December 11, 2011 – 12:43 pm

What the ……!!!?!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Or possibly
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker’s late.
If anyone can provide another explanation [...]

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I’LL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE

July 13, 2010 – 6:00 am

I was in the front garden the other day chatting to Mrs OhJay when Aloe Vera appeared from behind the hedge.

“Oh, it’s you DP.”
“Hello Aloe.”
“I see you’ve got your shorts on DP” ………. slight pause ….. “that reminds me, I’ve got to get the chicken out of the freezer” and she scuttled back home.
Mrs OhJay [...]

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I KNEW IT!!!

March 8, 2010 – 7:00 am

I’ve long suspected that knitters are an odd breed.

Still, I’m sure it’s well worth while so here is the pattern.

One size fits all I suppose – 12” chest with an ‘A’ cup I suspect.
Hat tip to the Daily Mail – and I thought I’d never ever say that – dreadful paper.
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