Tag Archives: Carry On films


My story concerns seven brothers from the town of Muzak who get fed up with waiting for seven brides and decide to join a monastery. After a couple of weeks they all get rather bored, and not wishing to break their vows, form a mime group. They call themselves the Von Trappists. Their act proves […]


I’ve been trying to come up with a collective noun for all those annoying people in the media* who like to be known as ‘journalists’. I have had some success after failing with ‘smug’, an ‘opinion’ and a ‘oh dear my head is stuffed up my own arse’ of journalists. The end result? – A […]