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RECIPE 2

There is nothing nicer for a special occasion than a cake. Gingernut cake. Ingredients One gingernut A candle A candle holder [you will also need a means to light the candle – I would suggest either a lighter or matches. It is possible to rub two boy scouts together but this takes some time]. Method […]

THE LEPRECHAUN’S LAMENT

You might think the life of a leprechaun’s bliss Digging up gold and taking the piss But there are a few troubles that they must endure The big problem is sex: wild or demure. It isn’t the act – more the size of the bed Which if you are small can cause losing the thread […]