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RECIPE 2

January 15, 2010 – 7:00 am

There is nothing nicer for a special occasion than a cake.

Gingernut cake.
Ingredients
One gingernut
A candle
A candle holder [you will also need a means to light the candle – I would suggest either a lighter or matches. It is possible to rub two boy scouts together but this takes some time].
Method
Take one gingernut and carefully drill a [...]

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THE LEPRECHAUN’S LAMENT

January 5, 2010 – 7:00 am

You might think the life of a leprechaun’s bliss
Digging up gold and taking the piss
But there are a few troubles that they must endure
The big problem is sex: wild or demure.
It isn’t the act – more the size of the bed
Which if you are small can cause losing the thread
If you’ve spend half the night [...]

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