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GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

July 1, 2010 – 6:00 am

Gluteus Maximus – a useful chap to have at a cocktail party
The top of his bum makes a very good table
But not when he’s being farty.
So if you send him an invitation don’t be in a great big hurry
Check what’s he’s eaten and keep very quiet
If he’s eaten baked beans or curry.
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(Must be a relative [...]

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THE IMPORTANCE OF SITTING DOWN

August 28, 2009 – 6:00 am

My life is dictated by chairs
Not the worries of global affairs.
My need to sit down
Is the talk of the town,
It is one of my greatest cares.
My life is dictated by chairs
Those devices to house derrieres.
In the garden or house
For myself and my spouse
There must be loads – with a couple of spares.
My life is dictated [...]

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