Tag Archives: Britain’s Got Talent

OUT OF LEFT FIELD

It’s funny where brilliant ideas come from. I was miming to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess – showing her how I had cleaned the shower very thoroughly, and I noticed a slightly quizzical expression upon her delightful and radiant visage. I added talking to my mime act and I could then see light dawning […]

BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT – THE APPRENTICE

I’m practising my new act so that I’m fully prepared for this new show that’s planned for next year. The judges will be Simon Cowell, Sir Alan Sugar and Uma Thurman. This photograph will give you a glimpse of what will be truly awesome. (Collapsed in helpless heap, laughing. Now if he’d said frightening……. Lo,TG […]