Tag Archives: brilliant ideas

THERE WILL BE FIREWORK!

I have invented the ever-lasting and interactive firework! Imagine the excitement of the family gathered round as this magnificent  invention is hurled into the air and everyone has a wondeful time going “Whooooosh, ahhhhhhhhh, BANG!!!!!” It can then be picked up, so long as it’s been thrown thoughtfully and carefully of course, and then used […]

EXHIBIT NINE

For some now I’ve been trying to think of a way to integrate the virtual and the real world in a sculptural form. Eventually I came up with a solution. This sculpture shows the inner workings of the Time and Relative Dimension in Space machine that Dr Who uses. With the aid of Smart phone […]

THE ART OF WAKING UP

The most important and the most basic skill to learn is: how to open your eyes. Any attempt to wake up and function properly without learning how to do this is doomed to failure. I must admit that over the years I have tried to leave out this stage but the results; cracked shin bones, […]

WHAT THE ……. !!?!!!!!!!

You are only one click away from finding out!!!!!!!! Match of the Day .

HOW TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

It’s easy peasy – you just have to come up with a brilliant idea ……. like wot I did yesterday. Why nobody has thought of combining a telephone with a camera I have no idea. The only restriction is the length of flex connecting the telephone to the socket in the wall. I have cleverly […]